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On the front lines of Foodland, Mr. Barta works part time as a fruit enthusiast who sometimes enjoys trimming lettuce. According to a close companion I am in Medical School, this is only half true but tell your friends anyways. Do not start him on topics such as politics, religion or gay culture. For if you do there will be strict consequences. No one reads these things anyways, well unless someone types my name into google.

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